We got a new dog in early 2011. A little dustmop of a guy. I think my wife truly believes he is a baby, as she has been talking about buying him a stroller all year, and has even been on the verge of buying one for him a couple of times. She thinks this would allow us to take him with us on walks and and vacations, etc.

I keep talking her out of it. I’m not sure who’d be more embarassed. Me, or the dog.

My opinion is, if I am forced to carry the little furball around with me, it will be either Yoda or Mini-Me style (backpack or dual parachute harness style), and that’s it. There’s no way to go from having an overweight Rottweiler to a Shih Tzu and still retain any coolness whatsoever.