TRANSCRIPTION
PANEL 1
(Scotty and Nub are sitting in the field in front of a wooded area.)
SCOTTY:  Why do you look so happy?

NUB:  I was taking a walk in the woods…

PANEL 2
NUB:  and this weird thing jumped out of the trees and screeched at me.

SCOTTY: What did you do?

PANEL 3
NUB:  The only thing I COULD do!
PANEL 4
NUB:  Chicken Fried Chupacabra is good eating.