TRANSCRIPTION
PANEL 1
(Interior: GRANDPA’s House)
GRANDPA (Voice from Answering Machine): Testing, one, two three.  Alpha, Tango, Bravo.  Ahem!  You have reached Grandpa’s Message Taking Machine.  If this is my grandson, I’m a week overdue for a visit and a hug.  There is nothing you could be doing that is nearly as important as coming to see your old grandpa and giving him a hug.
PANEL 2
(Interior: GRANDPA’s House)
GRANDPA (Voice from Answering Machine): If this is my son, I need you to come over directly and fix the color on my television again.  I was trying to turn down the sound with this dadgum remote and now everything is green.  It’s causing me to have sinking spells.
PANEL 3
(Interior: GRANDPA’s House)
GRANDPA (Voice from Answering Machine): If this is dome dang revenuer or government agent, you should be aware that due to the recent infestation of, uh, gophers in my yard, I have set bear traps in random locations on my property and moved to Tahiti until they are snuffed out.
PANEL 4
(Interior: CASEY’s Kitchen)
MOOSE:  Hey, did you see Grandpa today?
CASEY:  Yeah, I fixed his TV for him, but he said to stay out of his yard while he was on vacation.
GRANDPA (Voice over phone): And if this is one of them talking dogs, stay out of my beef jerky!